NEW Sweathunter Animation
The further adventures of Sweathunter... more>>

Advice
The Luckless ask our resident advice columnist "Sweathunter" what to do about their problems... more>>

BeautySavage Horoscope
our in-house husband and wife team of astrologists look into the cosmic forces at work in your life based on the network of gravitational pulls of stars that yanked and influenced your soul as it flew across the universe to meet up with your body at your birth...

The Sounds of Happiness
What would it sound like to leave England looking for happiness only to end up spending the rest of your life rotting in a prison of a totalitarian state? Mr. Tadpole and friends sing it for you... more>>

Sweathunter sees into the future.
Sweathunter, sits in a dank basement surrounded by his followers. Sweathunter, has already foreseen your question... more >>